I'm Sam, 18. I love supernatural and parks and rec.
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st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"


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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.


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dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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katbot:

When a fun conversation turns into a serious one

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  • baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
  • sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
  • baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

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thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

ferocious-fallen-angel:

hopelesslyhiddled:

[x]

misha can you stop

But why has Jensen seen Misha naked

We need to know


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anch0vies:

spazztastic-muffin:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*


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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.


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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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unblogger:

jeanmarcoing:

boneguts:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

this is hurting me

i made it through it all out of sheer determination and i am now crying

this caused me actual chest pains i am not lying


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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”


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