I'm Sam, 18. I love supernatural and parks and rec.
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roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.


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59oz:

call me babe and kiss my neck


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Tagged: #Yaaas

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.


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yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy


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wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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"what’s your sexual orientation"

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  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image


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I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you.

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intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever


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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.


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phleps:

LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:

1. you 


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lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad


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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst


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