I'm Sam, 18. "I'm black, why are there white people" ~ Charmander
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missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…


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deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’


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applevevo:

tortillas:

freedom

no money no family 16 in the middle of Miami


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thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.


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tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly


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pr0misez:

 

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.


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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


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cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME


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faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????


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deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”


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Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
(via uncongenial) ←


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claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you


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forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man


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